Showing posts with label Nebraska. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nebraska. Show all posts

Friday, March 18, 2011

100 Things I Learned About Nebraska or What It Has Taught Me


  1. Huskers or Bust.
  2. “Farmers” grow crops. “Ranchers” raise cattle. “Trucks” are semis. “Pickups” are the things most people drive. 
  3. Farmers never get tax refund checks.
  4. Slow life is comfortable. Big cities are normally unnerving.
  5. Many have never been farther than 100-200 miles from home, let alone in a plane.
  6. Can't stand to be indoors.
  7. Always willing to help. Even with the not-so-fun jobs.
  8. Dogs are house hold commodities. Cats are a given (outside) for mousing purposes.
  9. Small animal 4-H is a joke. Livestock showing is their art.
  10. Can start driving at 13.
  11. Beer is always available after a day of work.
  12. To gain respect fast, don't be afraid to get dirt under your fingernails. Eating a fresh rocky mountain oyster does the trick too.